Thursday, June 19, 2014

Trail 59 - White Trash Hash

Hash Trash
MountainBeers Trail 59 - White Trash Hash
by Cock Fight
It was the trashiest, hashiest hash ever! The 59th MtnBH3 White Trash Hash was hared by Ole Facefull & Wyld Stallion. Trail started near Marios at Facefulls place. 17 trashy hounds showed up, tramp stamps, preggo bellies, trucker hats n more. We were lookin good. The weather was hot and even more humid so in white trash fashion, well, we were pretty lazy. Wetspot is our all-time walker, and I do believe he was ahead of me half the trail... 

The first BN was just past a lovely doublewide mobile home, it had a small yard but they made every foot count with various plastic kiddie pools, swingsets, and car parts. We took a trashy photo and moved on trail, running through Sabraton, and eventually moving into the Forest Ave trails, where we found our next BN amidst a wooded bridge. I should point out that the honorable hares splurged a bit and had some fancy beer on trail. I decided Miller Lite was just too classy for my taste buds and stuck with the Busch.

After this it was on-in. There was a trail laid, but I(CockFight) wouldn't know that.. I was distracted by a stray cat, which wasn't friendly, decided to take a piss, and was interrupted by NFHN Ryan & Virgin Maggie who informed me I was pissing behind the on-in house... Yes yes, we shortcutted, but we knew our punishment was cumming, and took our down-downs. 

In circle we pondered some namings, heard a fantastic story from Liqher Hard(if you weren't there, you'll want to ask him sometime), and drank our hearts out. 

A short hash, but an enjoyable one. Props to the hare/harriette. A good time was had by all.

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Trail 58 - You Gon' Get Wet

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MountainBeers Trail 58 - You Gonna Get Wet 
by Well Drilled

Trail laid by veteran hares CockFight and TurdBurglar! It was the shiggiest, waterfalliest, water ballooniest, water water everywhere hash mountainBEERS has ever had! We were soaked after our awesome kickball game when mother nature decided to get us WET which was a great start to You Gonna Get Wet. Then we shiggied our way to and through white park where we had a massive water balloon fight at the first BN the hares so graciously set up in advance. Man was there a lot of rubber! We continued to follow our hounds on a shiggylicious adventure to the reservoir and when the hounds arrived, there were inflatables (crocodiles, whales, loungers, oh my!) already BLOWN up and the BEER and the HARES were floating in the middle of the reservoir. ON-IN to the water you glorious hashers to get somma dat second BN! 

New hounds and shy hounds stood in for lifeguard duty as the brave hounds dove in to get some libations. Squirt gun fights and beer galore until we left the reservoir and continued on the trail to a raging waterfall. Here some hounds got out of hand so we had to throw in some stern words and continue on the trail to BN#3. It was a hash full of adventure, fun, and shiggy! All the hounds were thoroughly impressed with the hash-planning shittiness of CockFight and TurdBurglar. whoop! whoop! Best summer hash yet!