Thursday, May 23, 2013

Trail 21 - Adults Over 21 Hash

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MountainBeers Trail 21 - Adults Over 21 Hash
by LiqHer Hard

MBH3 Adult Over 21 Hash was yesterday, Here's what you missed.

Flatus's trail was Clit trail short wet and awesome. We all met at Cottrell's Country Store which I for one couldn't find (thank you iPhone Maps for getting me lost) once the hounds finally arrived, Rounds where ordered for all courtesy of Tit Tack Smuggler, then a pizza (which i think all would recommend) was ordered and more beer was imbibed by the always thirsty MountainBeers. 

After about an hour of drinking, meeting chatting joking and a few songs sung at the request of our friendly barkeep Hounds and Hares were ON-OUT, due to the weather some of the marks got a bit doughy well marked. Over zealous FRB new cummer and Virgin Alex hit many YBF and false trails, while freshly popped NFHN Markus, NFHN Jared and NFHN Pilar followed blindly in his wake. 

The weather held out for our nobel hares by the grace of the Hash Gods though by the end everyone was nice and wet due to the trail taking a turn through the woods. We had a shitty BeerNear with Shitty Beer in short ugly bottles and LiqHer Hard wound up on his ass after his Not hashing enough ass broke the log he was sitting on. 

After that it was ON-IN where the Pimps (people who just show up at the end or beernears) Money Shot TiTS decided to magically appear along with the beer and the new RA took a whack at his new dooties and managed to struggle through some sort of a semblance of a circle. In the end I believe everyone had fun and plan to join our growing Kennel for more trails to cum. ON-ON

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Trail 19 - Child's Play

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MountianBeers Trail 19 - Child's Play
by Moneyshot

In other news, the child's play mountainbeers HHH hash took place yesterday evening. The group met up for choir practice and coloring at Black Bear Burritos in downtown Morgantown. Excitement was abound, as several wvhhh participants(anal, lindsey 1, julie and olie?)made their inaugural appearance with mountainbeers. Their initial apprehension was removed and I am certain they left with fond memories and newfound friends.

As for the trail, it was laid masterfully by NFHN Anne under the watchful eye of moneyshot. As is often the case, the hounds did not agree with the hare markings and decided to create their own. This led to the hard working hares being caught on more than one occasion. Fear not as the hares were harmlessly released each time for more trail markings.

A few hounds were fortunate or unfortunate enough to locate all the BNs. Special recognition goes out to Anne's sweet mother for preparing the most lovely BN, complete with an assortment of fine bottled beverages and the delectable rabbit patay that was simply to die for. I'm sure it was also a night she won't soon forget of meeting such lively and colorful characters. 

Lucy, at Genes beer garden was her pleasant and loving self. Please stop in and see her. Don't forget to tell her Moneyshot rules.

The night concluded at Black Bear with laughs, eats and drinks. Major award of the evening went to LiquorHard, for best dressed as a whoopie cushion with bunny ears. Quadzilla took a walk on the wild side, no doubt due to BN #2 or #1 or whatever order they were visited. As he was forced to call his resting, pregnant wife to come drive his soused ass home. Kudos for being responsible Quad. The night ended with the meeting moving to 123 and allegedly a "brief" visit to Vice Versa.

All in all a classic cluster hash. Didn't hear too much complaining as good times were had by all.
Shitty trail, shitty trail